Evil Ice Cream Sandwiches

This is just a short post to tide all my rabid viewers over until I finish with my other project.
I was eating and ice cream sandwich today and had to deal with the age old problem of the bread stuff all over my fingers. I mean, really? No one can think of a way to stop the cakey stuff from getting into every pore on my fingers? Is that too much to ask for? We are making cars that run on electricity, and avoiding the Bubonic Plague very well as we enter the twenty first century, but when ever I have dessert I have to deal with messy hands. For many that isn't a problem, just lick the stuff off your hands. But what if I were dining with the Queen of England, and got the cake all over my hands? I couldn't just lick it off, I would scare the queen. And start political scandal. Then the entire world would want me dead, all because of that stupid ice cream sandwich. I know my nonexistent legal skills would help me avoid punishment from a court of law, and I would just blame the ice cream sandwich factory. A great idea just came to me. Put the sandwich on a popsicle stick. There, problem solved.