Commenting is GOOD!!!

Today I shall talk about commenting, and anything else that comes to mind. Let's take a field trip to dictionary.com to learn what they have to say about it. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/comments. Thank you dictionary.com, and let's all hope that it wasn't copyrited and that I can't get sued. So I'm slightly worried because no one is commenting. Knock knock, is anybody home? Are you alive out there? Am I the only living person left? Am I just doing this and no one is reading? Does the square root of pi even exist? Well show me that you're alive! Comment. Yes, it's a demand. You must comment of I will hunt you down and eat small cute puppies right in front of you. I went there. It doesn't even have to relate to the post. If I'm talking about sock monkeys you can start chatting about Newton's Law. I really just want to know that you are out there, and not dead. Because if you were dead that would make me sad. I'm too lazy to search the internet for a picture, so just make one up. I'm thinking dancing giraffe on roller blades.