So I was at my friend's house, sleeping over. And in the morning when I, and many others, am in some dazed state where nothing I think makes sense I came across two interesting topics. Number 1: Circles and Ovals are the most likely shapes to start a school shooting, and Number 2: Little kids should be taught to count to twelve, not ten. So to number one, I was staring at some pool sticks that were leaned up on the wall and was tracing the shapes. Then I thought, what are those called? Parallelograms? Nope... Hmm. Monkeys? No, those are rain forest mammals. Polygons! That's it! What are the restraints of a polygon? Do all the sides have to be equal? Forget it, I'm not about to struggle with geometry this early. But I know for certain that circles are not a polygon, neither are ovals. Poor little rounded shapes, no one loves you. And no one enjoys finding your area, because they have to deal with pi! So circles are very bitter shapes, and would cause school shootings. Thank you thank you!
Yes I realize that the picture has nothing to do with anything, but I was looking for a frowning oval, and this distracted me...
Now for number two. When you're little you you learn to count to ten. But all our units of measurement are in twelve. So little kids should learn two more numbers. It won't kill them, I think. And our base number shouldn't be 100, or 10 10's, but 144, 12 12's. Yes I know you are amazed at how deep I can be, or how bored I made you, but I can promise that your I.Q. is very similar to what it was before.
I would like to thank Safari, the search engine. Without its awesome word spelt wrong finding super powers this post would have been a mess.
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