Me: You know, if I die in the next five minutes, I'll die without knowing. Then you'll have to live with that guilt.
Him: No, if you die, it'll be your fault.
A Few Minutes Pass
Me: I just died. Now you feel guilty. (On a side note I keep typing quilty)
Him: No, not really.
See! I can't do anything! Maybe if he would tell me... I'll try bribing him with cake or something later. But you can't do that to people. Bring things up and then brush them off. And then tell them that you will tell them. And then don't. Because that is mean.
In other news, my mom updated the browser on the computer, and it annoys me. Change is good (who doesn't like nickels and dimes?) But this is just annoying. It is all different! And to top it all off, everyone is on trips and stuff, and I'm all alone. Not really, but not too many people are updating their blogs. So instead I've been trying to make this piece of crud better, and have more people read it. Not really working, but the mighty internet says that if I update often and have interesting topics people will just come. I update often. 50% of the criteria, which is still failing. I'll just be more interesting (or try to be). Or maybe I could post random comments on random blogs so they will start following me. The first idea is probably better.
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