Sunday, July 4, 2010

Goodbye Canary Colored Underwater Vehicles


I have Yellow Submarine stuck in my head. Not good. I am incapable to do anything else besides hum mindlessly. So I shall rant about it. Number one: Not that many people can live in a submarine. The one that went down some important trench (it is the deepest in the world) could only hold two people. Not and entire community of people hanging out. Also, it would probably cost a ton to live on a submarine. How could you eat? You wouldn't be able to farm or hunt of anything, so you'd be stuck eating astronaut food with all the water sucked out of it. Not tasty. And even if you got past those obstacles I'm sure most people couldn't put up with being in that small a space with their loved ones. They're called loved ones because you love when they aren't there to bug you. So they'd go crazy, and start murdering everyone on the happy yellow underwater vehicle. So maybe you are prepared for that, and kick the crazies of the sub, and start playing your anthem really loudly. WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE A YELLOW SUBMARINE A YELLOW SUBMARINE. You are going to start annoy sea creatures with your annoying British music. (I may offend people while saying this, but I don't really love the Beatles. They are great, but would be no where with out LSD. They have some good songs, but doesn't everybody? Not in my top 10 of favorite bands.) Those creatures are going to be overly annoyed, and will tear your precious submarine apart. I just hope you packed scuba gear, because you are going to need it while you are floating in the ocean. I don't know when I decided that you are driving said yellow submarine, but I did. So here is what you have to put up with if you ever get near me in a yellow submarine blasting British music. I would suggest staying away with your fancy yellow underwater technology.
Not my best drawing, but you get the point.

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