If You Like Luge I Wouldn't Recommend Reading This

Last night, as I was sitting in my room playing with string at 2 am I had an epiphany. I've decided that we are all dead, and there is a parallel universe where people are actually alive. And in the alive universe we are better at EVERYTHING, except luge, our skills get better after we die. So I shall call that place Alive. And once you die on Alive, you come here. Earth where you have to deal with government, and other problems like that. So Alive is this awesome place where you party all the time and then once you die from over party-ing (the only way to die) you go to earth. Then on earth you can die again (if that's what pleases you) and hang in the Over-Underworld, which is like the Underworld, but over it. They have cool underwear in the Over-Underworld.  And again, you lose your skills at everything, except for luge. The more you die the better you get at luge.  Now let's say you decide that you cannot stand luge and don't want to be any good at it. Well you just have to un-dead yourself then. But guess what? You can't! Hahaha. Now you are eternally getting better at luge and you don't know what to do with yourself. I need to find a way to un-dead people, because subjecting millions to luging is a terrible fate.